how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
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we need to drink 2009 down the drain
I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
I just want to point out that nothing makes my hickie/hangover more obvious than sleeping in a scarf and sunglasses. nothing.
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I am in my freshman residence hall trying to convince an Asian man to give me my pants back. Never. Drinking. Again.
I woke up with a piece of pizza duct taped too my hand and a paragraph written on my chest. Good night is say
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
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