Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
What's the point in getting all dressed up and going when i'm just gonna throw up on myself by midnight?
So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
She is going down in cock block history. He went in to kiss me and she threw her hand between our faces and yelled "DENIED!"
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
im taking a nap outside. wake me up in an hour.
way to go to work and not wake me up. when you get home youre rubbing me with aloe and giving me a blowjob. no excuses
Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
Well my dad thinks I wake up at 3 or 4 am every day. Really it is just all the booty calls, but I'm glad he thinks I am so motivated
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
Hey, um, after thinking about it, I decided I really don't want to use applying olive oil to your ass for your fissure as part of foreplay because... well... really? Just read that again.
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