it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
The moment you ate chicken nuggets out of your purse you were my hero.
Where the hell did i get chicken nuggets from
I feel like our lives always have been and always will be a never ending drunken rampage full of pregnancy scares and lost brain cells
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
Did I fall on/off the boat yesterday? Cuz my right leg looks and feels like if it got hit by shrapnel.
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
How do you explain to your kids that you met their mother well you were giving her a gynecological exam??
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
My life is far to together for someone who's such a hot mess inside
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