Heard it's your birthday. I can't send pictures, but go ahead and imagine my balls.
guys are not supposed to queef...right?
I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
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Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
whatever. i don't care. i just want to be drunk wrapped in an american flag.
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
Dan marino should def buy this ambulance. But not this one. I'm gonna fuck this ambulance up
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
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So, sleeping with all of my Vicodin in my bra because I knew she'd be searching my room for drugs tonight. I'LL SHOW HER.
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
He was chasing Ciroc shots with sips of Captain Morgan... he didn't make it to midnight
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
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