i just google imaged poop.
I feel like this woman may give her husband a hand job mid way through dinner. just saying.
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
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Black Friday shoppers are ridiculous. I think I just watched a marriage end.
I'm beginning to think I'm sterile because I definitely should be pregnant by now.
maybe next time you shouldn't be drinking alone watching intervention at 3 am and no one would think you needed an intervention.
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
In a shocking revelation, I learned that the Easter Sunday shit show happened not because of vodka but because my gay neighbor drugged me.
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So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
A milkman. But instead of milk I'm delivering marijuana. And instead of a milk truck it's an armored car.
You're a weed delivery man, in an armored car?
On Tinder, guy asked me if I had ever been fucked by a Pokemon master. Needless to say I didn't respond.
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
I just spent 45 minutes and a really well-put together Power Point trying to convince her to use my dog as baby Jesus in her church's play.
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