**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
the not having weed thing wouldnt be nearly as tragic if it wasnt the one holiday where they launch bright flaming things into the air
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
If you value my life, if you value your own, please look for that godforsaken cookie. Please.
Im breaking out the trunk vodka tonight, its been aged to perfection.
I see you met someone special
We started a fund for a baby in a wine glass, I think we're pretty responsible.
we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
I'm just happy stripping was the reason you fractured your hand
Who the hell tries to steal eggnog.
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