at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
The only piece of furniture in the apartment is a wine rack.
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
Just tell your mom you have to go somewhere half naked with a strange man. She'll understand
Here's a tip. Don't party with someone that needs sexual attention. Drinking and sexual attention don't mesh well in the morning. Especially over a bowl of Cheerios.
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
I swear to god if I see a single piece of genitalia I'm driving back to LI and smacking you back to the Italian Renaissance
You know you're gay when you have to have your coworkers explain to you why your bracket is terrible
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
Yesterday I went home with one shoe, today I go home with three. Fucking win.
never let me tell the bartender to cut me off, i basically told on myself
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
cinco de mayo stole my toenail
cinco de mayo stole my virginity.
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