my dad just told me that a lesbian kissed my mom at a bar last year
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
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I got her a Nickelback box set.
Slept on the counter again. Mom covered me in an apron.
she was puking red wine out the car window, telling me about how shes joining weight watchers tomorrow, not okay.
Second wave of rafting ended in a concussion. Don't worry though, the paramedic says it's still not considered a DUI.
He whinnies like a horse when he's cumming. I wish I would have known this before we got into a relationship.
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I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
The kid across the hall found me in the hallway using a hot pocket box as a pillow. I said its okay I live here.
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
Because I'm sitting in a bath of my own wisdom and drowning my sorrows in coconut rum
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
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