Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
A piece of cheeseburger just fell between my tits. Consider this a "wish you were here" postcard.
I'm at about main and main street
I can't. I will literally throw up my liver
Why dont you be an ebola patient for halloween? You can totally throw up and itll be part of your costume.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
Imagine cans of beer raining. Like not hitting you and hurting you. Just gently falling into your hand whenever you're sad
In other news my cocaine dealer got arrested for heaving some kid out of a fourth story window.
It's a sad night when one of your friend texts you that she's going on a date with someone you know and then invites you to maybe have a drink after
Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
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