ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
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Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
Remind me to tell you the one about the cashier that wouldn't sell me Jim Beam and NyQuil.
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
PLEASE. I won't throw up on the floor this time. Or fuck in the bathroom. Or dance on the pool table. So PLEASE.
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
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I told him that I wanted his dick like I wanted a jumbo hot dog. There something wrong with my priorities
What the hell happened to my hand?
Well, you got in a fight with a cabbie while jaywalking, but we got you to walk away. The problem was 80 blocks away, when you punched a parked taxi for "running you over".
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
I'm not fucking any of these fools. But if they want to buy me Olive Garden, that's their business.
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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