Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
If I had known I was gonna take my tights off and throw them over the balcony I would have shaved my legs.
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
I'm all about sex. But even I know there will be a time to retire my junk. And that will be my 40th birthday, or whenever I'm hideous
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
Just got cockblocked by my GF's wedding shower... That's a first. And I have to buy a gift.
like, by the end of my shift people were asking if I'd sobered up enough to take a drink order yet. that bad.
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
I guess I was running around slapping people in the face with a slice of turkey telling them that the only way to beat alcohol addiction is to go cold turkey.
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
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