I am spending my child support on dildos
This guy legit just tried to LSAT formal logic his way into my pants. Contrapositives and everything.
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
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Next time when I try to seductively eat onion rings while drunk remind me of tonight.
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
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It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
All of my friends are talking about changing their lives because they have an alcohol addiction and I'm over here reminding my boss that it's national beer day.
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
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