The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
She pulled me up to my feet by my hair. I thought it was you for a second. My drunken angel savior.
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
"Because this is an ongoing legal matter" is how his morning after sex text began. So...
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
I can get something to clone your cock for $40. It's worth it. It's my birthday present to myself.
OMG I CAN GET A GLOW-IN-THE-DARK ONE
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
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