Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
someone get that fucking seahorse.
I'm either going to be a Playboy Playmate or take over the world. Either way the world wins.
I accidentally broke up with him while I was drunk which is really too bad since I'd just gotten a birth control perscription so we could start having sex.
Do you think he'd take me back if I said "dude, we need to get back together or this IUD is going to have an existential crisis for not realizing its full potential"?
Umm went to talk to a client ended up seeing his semi erect penis. This is my life.
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
she left with her roommate. or at least i think she did. but i also just thought i ate candy corn but i'm hal convinced it was candle wax.
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
I just want to sit my fat ass down at McDonald's and never leave
Fire trucks are here again. It wasn't me this time.
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
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