On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
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She called him at 5 AM so that he'd be ready for her birthday breakfast and drinks at 6. This is why people don't need to wait until their 21st to have their first drink.
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
I'm eating tortillas right now. Like not cooked tortillas. Someone is playing the guitar. Man with bandana.
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So....I just took a paddle fan on high speed to the side of the head while getting head...still finished the job, good thing I'm drunk and couldn't feel it.
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
Observations from Vegas: #1. Strippers pasties pose a choking hazard. #2. Best. Heimlich. Ever.
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
There's even glitter on my cock...
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