we got a new version of the plan b at the pharmacy now. its called next choice. you would think they would come up with better names for these things.
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
what has two thumbs and is going to bang you boss on monday?
At the hospital, the nurse kept telling me that i either had appendicitis, a tubular pregnancy, or an ovarian cyst. I kept asking if i could just have chlamydia instead...
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
I'm already too high to be publicly presentable. I just looked at myself in the mirror without my sunglasses. Debated contacts. Said aloud "But I'm nothing without my sunglasses."
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
You thought there were zombies attacking us so you tried to tuck and roll out of a moving vehicle. Also you should consider wearing underwear
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
You kept calling yourself a spider monkey... Then ran to the bathroom to "prepare for the main event"
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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