At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
I woke up naked in my own vomit. Not even in my bed. No one is happy.
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
Please be advised that because of last year's "incident" we will no be starting St. Pat's day with spicy breakfast burritos and car bombs. Please plan accordingly.
I caved man... I fucked her so vigorously, desperately trying to correct her wonky eye. My determination was relentless.
You are a terrible person.
I just try to be optimistic...
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
I just told the sun to stop. That hungover.
Just want the two of you to know, I went to a golf tournament today. Respectable, expensive… Flipped the golf cart. Seriously, I'm 40. What the fuck?
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