Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
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There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
Man, jail baloney is awful.
She's "threw gas on the fire to put it out" drunk. Come retrieve ur gf. Ps she smells like burnt hair
I was expecting a blowjob when she shoved me in the bathroom but instead she shaved my pubes into a mustache for my penis. I am still satisfied.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
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Came so hard my ears popped. This lovely piece of news and pissin in my driveway brought to you by rum
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
I'm gonna snort this pill I found on the ground cause that's how classy I am. Watch football and eat Beef jerky. Domesticated at its finest.
Ah, Christ. I just saw a D lister I made out with once on a Rock Of Love rerun. Why are you asleep right now? Some weird shit is happening.
I'm sorry I missed your birthday brunch. If it makes you feel any better I woke up wearing someone else's toga and a sombrero
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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