Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
my room smells like sperm. sweet.
Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
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hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
Just gave a urinal high five to a complete stranger. Might not be such a bad night after all
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My mom opened up my bank statement today....my first alcohol intervention class is at 7:30am tomorrow.
I'll have party bus drop you off in the morning.
I WAS CONCIEVED IN THE BACK OF MY CAR. THATS HOW OLD THIS CAR IS.
...how and why.
PARENTS ARE MAGIC.
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
Turns out, the guy I'm casually fucking has a girlfriend who's cheating on him with my sister's boyfriends brother who I fucked last year. And my sex life has now come full circle.
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