You just made me feel so damn special
We're like a lot better than the average bears
I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
I've rolled joints bigger than that penis.
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I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
I understand Curling. That high.
The smiley face on that pregnancy test is so damn taunting. It's like it's laughing at me for my poor choices.
I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
The two guys from next door helped him do a backflip. The ended up throwing him halfway through a ceiling tile. Don't worry, we fixed it with duct tape.
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You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
I was just handed a bible on my walk of shame....are you there god? its tequila tuesday's hangover
Hi future me, I saved you a big mac under the bed.
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
NOT ALL OF US HAVE THE HANDS OF GODDAMN ANGELS YOU KNOW
after we got done having sex, you rolled over and ask what your yelp review was. So yea I'm kinda mad.
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