yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
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went thru the pain of a Brazilian and he's passed the fuck out while i eat Doritos and watch tbs. fuck married life i want out
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
I'll have you know that I'm still picking duct tape residue off my wrist from sunday
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
I wish the sun would stop judging me for being drunk while it's still shining.
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i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
There's a Taco Bell quesadilla in my shower caddy right now.
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
Also I think I set a new personal record. Definitely slept with him less than 45 minutes after meeting him. Oh god my life.
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