you were running down the aisles of wal mart singing 'follow the yellowbrick road'. i'm pretty sure you thought the night shift workers were the munchkins & started crying when they wouldnt help u find the wizard. needless to say u were pretty stoned/wasted
jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
I just said that Oprah is crazy and like 5 fat white girls jumped down my throat. I sat back and smiled.
girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
My booty call fought through ice and a foot of snow to get here. He brought booze, food, and cigarettes for three days. My vagina is the greatest motivator of all time.
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
You have to commit to sexting. You can't just quit right after I send you pictures of my asshole.
Seriously, come on.
I feel like there's a picture of my ass on the internet right now.
I hate you.
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
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