Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
Last night i was gna tell u about how i was watching project runway & how i was upset bc they replaced tim gunn & heidi klum. but then i realized that i was watching mythbusters.
True life - we need to smoke together more often
Drunk. Just jacked off for the third time in an hour. I love not being Catholic anymore.
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
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my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
I created a new solo drinking game. You need a handle, a laptop, and a shitty internet connection. Start watching the fort video in the que, play the snake while the videos constantly load, and take a drink everytime you fuck up. There was a video of a an asain female Justin beiber impersonator full screen when I woke up.
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
He just asked me if he's allowed to flirt with me. That's how whipped he is.
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
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How do I say "I still wanna hook up w you but I don't wanna see your penis via text ever again" through a snapchat
Fuck you know you drunk when you start signing the Masson impossjvke song to entourage yourself to pee
What's the rule for getting in fights with homeless men in suits?
Here's a rule: don't
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
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