Hello rock bottom. My name is Jared. Nice to meet you.
which gay bar do you need a ride home from?
opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
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My roommate didn't flush after her miscarriage. Time to drink myself blind. I need you for moral support. Or so I don't have to drunkenly cry alone anymore. Whatever, help.
I accidentally peed all over the couch. It's safe to say I'm not welcome at that house anymore
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
Partying with them is like having your dick stapled to your left nostril
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I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
He heard our neighbor’s vibrator through the wall, knocked on her door and now they’re doing it
The blonde?!? That’s just unfair! His penis already has a fairy tale existence
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