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is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
The make-up sex just reminded me why we broke up in the first place.
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
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Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
Apparently I told the bartender to stop putting ice in my drink because it was taking up too much room
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
the chips you spilled whiskey on is not the same thing as Irish breakfast potatoes
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I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
I need a moral compass that doesn't always point to dick
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
Hey I consider Sunday's trip to the ER a success. You're alive and now you know for sure you're not pregnant. I got my highest ever Tetris score. Wins all around.