What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
You tend to look at life differently when you wake up to nutella vomit all over your room with no recollection of how it got there
You know how to spell recollection?
I puked in the coffee maker. I wouldn't make coffee tomorrow morning if I were you
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
im calling her cock vulture from now on
Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
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