Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
it's like his penis is God's way of saying "sorry about his face"
The only funny part about this situation was this morning when they rounded up all the drunks in the ER, piled us into a minivan, then dropped us all off at our houses.
I will seriously deflate and melt into the floor into a puddle of devestation, shame and vodka.
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
one of my coworkers wanted to look something up on YouTube on my tablet. I didn't know how to explain why my most recent search was "girl fucks dog."
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
why is there a chinchilla in our apartment, and where did it come from?
question nothing. DON'T QUESTION A FREE CHINCHILLA.
I met a pornstar at his bachelor party and signed his shirt giving him wedding advice
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
You are the best. Or certainly adequate for tempering my unholy desires.
That's the nicest thing you've ever said to me.
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
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