Sponge bath it is.
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
Bein cut off at a bar is embarassing ...until you get to the next bar.
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
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its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
Walked into a bathroom stall to pop an addy for my three back-to-back finals today. Felt like Clark Kent walking into a phonebooth.
If you get that boat I will recruit some boat hoes for you and tape a video and sync it to I'm On A Boat. This is happening.
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The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
I only drink at bars with bathrooms big enough to have sex in.
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
When i was leaving for work this morning, i realized the neighbor was passed out drunk, with no pants, and a half eaten whopper on my lawn. Knowing that hey..we have all been there before.. i decided to give him a pillow and a blanket rather than wake him up.
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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