Umm I'm too high to move.
oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
i had the all of mcdonalds chanting USA as he motorboated you
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He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
I am omw to AA Fellowship by the sea w Jenny and a stripper who just paid for our jetski with 85 $1 bills
This is God's way of telling me He loves me and wants me to be a cocktease.
Go forth my daughter and give blue balls to all who may gaze upon your tits.
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
Due to certain anatomical proportions it was less like fucking and more like childbirth.
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let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
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