I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
Just learned the hard way that dicks can bruise the back of your throat to the extent that you cant eat. You're dead to me.
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
i was gonna do a lot worse than just throw cat food on you while you were passed out, but then you sleep vomited and i felt a little bad
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
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