She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
highlight of my day: just saw a crying girl get dropped off at home wearing only socks, booty shorts, and a dirty wifebeeter. I wonder what happened to the costume...
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
Time to do stuff I know I'll have to hide from my grandkids one day and everyone at next weekends wedding.
he signed me a blank check so today i get to decide if i want to be a saint or a millionaire
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
I lost the right to judge tonight
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
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