I have a masturbator in my 5th grade class. the teacher told me ever since they caught him humping the desk in 2nd grade, they haven't been able to control him. he's even on medication but he will just do it in class
Do you think there's anyone left in this world that hasn't masturbated in a computer chair?
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
Ok just don't go to jail. I saw your account balance. It can't take that.
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
Why are there chunks of your hair in everyones pocket?
I decided to mark my territory.
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
Our Uber driver pulled over to show us Tinder some dick pics. Top that.
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