think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
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life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
I hid drinks in her bathroom closet.... like a squirrel... a squirrel who knew she was going to get cut off soon
Just woke up and my doorbell is on my nightstand... the fuck?
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
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He congratulated me by offering up free orgasms.. I told him I also had a birthday last month we needed to celebrate.. He was there in ten minutes.
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
I knew deleting his texts was a bad idea and I was right. I just used the last time we talked to help me figure out when I had my last period
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
Only you could get too drunk for taco bell. I don't know if I'm jealous or ashamed. Go to bed.
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