I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Why does it always sting when I'm breaking the seal taking a piss?
b/c u have herpes
No i said "always", not "since 2003" Asshole.
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
Then I realized I was alone sitting on the bathroom floor brushing my teeth at 2am laughing to myself.
I'm stuck on the dance floor between two fat people. I don't think they feel my existence. Please help.
some chick tossed a drink in your face at the bar last night. your mouth was opened so i think you ended up swallowing at least half of it. good job.
You said you couldn't use your body anymore so you made me push the buttons on your phone while you made alien sound effects
My poor liver. I drank enough on NYE to sustain an alcohol addiction for the entirety of 2015.
I had a dream that I got you so wet that you flooded my apartment
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
I'm a teacher who's always telling kids about the importance of due diligence, yet I'm eating an avocado out of a coffee filter because I'm too lazy to wash dishes
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