i never told you how having a club foot got me laid
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
I feel as if I owe my bloodstream some tequila.
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
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It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
I filled this oven with as much Pizza as I could, and I've been eating out of it for three days.
Just ate the last piece. Refilling the oven.
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
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i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
I hid a TracFone in her bra. We'll find her tomorrow.
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
Your sister walked upto me in the middle of the hallway and was like get us beer or shes never having sex with you ever again, wtf