You were running around the house covered in syrup, with shredded down pillow feathers on your body screaming "AFLACK!" at everyone
Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
I'm a terrible person. There are two guys speaking sign language on the metro platform and at first I thought they were drunk and doing a silly dance.
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
LA Sucks. The only way i can get laid is if i tell people im at a law firm that represent film producers.
And when they figure it out, they act like IM shallow.
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
Terrible idea I love it
We need some Captain and Fanta. That shit will change your life. Sidenote, bring an IV drip to hook me to in the morning
I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
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