i wrote down the address for planned parenthood on the back of the receipt for the condom that broke
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
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What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
It's like the god of all feather dusters, but for your vagina
It really is the softest mustache
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
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Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
Let's get drunk and put things on the grill that have no right to be there.
Happy birthday, America.
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
I feel like I should have held a press conference. The state of my vagina
Her 4ft mother helped 5ft10 passed out me from the car to my girlfriend's bed at 1am...with whopper in hand
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