is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
im the best fifth wheel. all four of them separately bribed me to never speak of what happened last night
Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
Ok I'm drunk as fuck already at 529 and this waitress started flirting with me, I wanna bang her for acknowledging my existence
I apparently asked the bartender for a plastic bag and told her I was gunna puke then grabbed two handles from the bar then put the handles in the plastic bag and left.....
While strippers were eating ones out of my boobs, several sources claimed trump shared classified info with the russians. We should get hammered on Mondays more often, bitch.
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
She has my name on her bucket list. I’m either getting laid or killed
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