How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
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you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
im just laying here pukin in my mouth and swallowing it 'cause im WAY too lazy to actually get up and find a place to vomit. this is my life now.
I think if I set up a series of baby gates up the stairs each one more difficult to undo then the last that should be able to stop your drunk vagina.
Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
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It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
did i just see you in the movie theater carrying a margarita into Frozen?
All the 6 year olds are jealous of my alcohol
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
I can't believe the police had to bring me to my booty call last night
I seriously thought Satan had his hand up my asshole and was pulling out my soul. Never. Again.
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