your thong is hanging out like whoa
when you close your eyes do you see, that mystical creature will be me.
who is this?
The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
how did we ever eat at restaurants where they DIDNT squirt-gun tequila in our mouths?
Someone just asked if you were the one who rode around the bar on some girls back
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
That car ride home was pretty awkward. Your feeling up the girlfriend to the guy who's throwing up out the window. Thanks for that.
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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