Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
Jesus was obviously not given an itemized list of your sins before he died for them
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
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tell me how i ended up in the movie theater alone with a bottle of smirnoff and a bendy straw.
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
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Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away
I pour the whiskey from now on
Just found a pair of vomit-soaked socks in my purse, three days after the party... Now I know why my wallet was wet.
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
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