Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
I just found out I have a small penis.
Couldn't you tell by how you've NEVER had a girlfriend?
What happened last night?
You soiled yourself again and told everybody that you'd given birth.
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
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Just took my morning after pill in the library
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
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I'm pretty sure I got a cavity today due to how many times I've puked hungover at work.
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
I still have a little drunk in my system
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
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