and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
Why are there chunks of your hair in everyones pocket?
I decided to mark my territory.
It was like giving head to a cactus.
Pretty sure I sang "What Makes You Beautiful" to some random guy in a parking lot last night...
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
If your night didn't end with writing a witness report for the cops at a shwarma place, your night was probably less interesting than mine.
Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
i found you passed out on the floor with a half-eaten pie. i figured youd be the last person to care if i went and banged your sister
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