the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
There's a picture of you on facebook laying in the street with 3 cops standing over you after you faceplanted off that guy's shoulders.
Is that what happened to my face?!
I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
Just in case you forgot, last night you came home drunk and pissed all over my laptop. You owe me a laptop.
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
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