Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
This is awkward. You have a four minute voicemail from me. I would delete it. I accidently hit your number on speed dial and called you while I was vomiting a mai tai.
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
I had a dream that chipotle was out of burritos... Was more like a nightmare.. Gotta go make sure it wasn't real now
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
I went to a party last night....I stole all of their ornaments and the toaster oven.
Fuck twitter. Fuck men. Fuck bras. Fuck flip flops. Fuck makeup. Fuck perfume.
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
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