That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
It was a sobriety test blowjob. If he could get it up, he could get me home.
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
I'm to sober to make life ruining decisions and alcohol is to expensive at this bar for me to fear that level of drunk happening
mom is telling me the setting in which I was conceived
did you know we used to have a pool?
I wanted lighthearted conversation about ordering bulk condoms and anal lube but he's depressed and talking about god hating him, ugh
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
And to celebrate the raising of our lord I just purchased a bunny buttplug. Am I doing this Easter thing right?
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
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