Sober January is a disaster.
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
I'm going to write a letter. It's going to say, Dear Every Girl Ever: Take some goddam initiative and wake me up with a blowjob and I will eat out of your hand. Love, Every Guy Ever
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
she just announce I'm david copper field and tried to shove a napkin down my throat
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
I had a dream that we had an entire sofa made out of cocaine.
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
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