My feet smell like cheese. Makes me hungry.
i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
I wish i could make my toaster dance like they do in the second ghostbusters. But i dont have ectoplasmic goo. Or a toaster.
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
I'm drinking beergaritas with a dog who is high and a baby
your completely serious
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
Just spent the last 5 minutes laughing at my epipen. i think i'm too high.
I remember trying to cut the power to a house I thought was "too bright to understand the meaning of christmas". Pretty sure I blacked out down the street.
not saying it was a bad idea to throw an impromptu party but someone stole the microwave
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
Beat the bartender in a shot challenge for a free tab. I won that, and him. I never get tired of the "this is my first time with a guy.." bullshit.
How do you even...
The magic of Christmas. And whiskey, of course.
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
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