why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
I will make out with the first guy who tries to pick me up with a lyric from a rap song. I won't even reply, just be on him like whoa.
imagine a blue Jetta with an ILLINOIS license plate that read JISLORD..... upon pondering it for 10minutes I came to the conclusion that J stood for JESUS and IF the license plate had enough room it would read "Jesus Is Lord"
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
Apparently after taking body shots off of a guy i haven't seen since 1st grade, i ate a stick of butter, showed everyone my tampon string, and fell off the boat. my uggs belong to the sea now
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
You've lost booty call privileges between the hours of 10pm and 8am.
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
I just drunkenly emailed my feminist dissertation as a resignation letter for my call center job. What am I doing with my life!?
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