Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
i have wind burn on my face from my head hanging out the window of the cab vomitting
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
He could smell the liquor on my breath. Fuck. I thought he would smell French toast.
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
On a scale from 1-10 how wrong is it to request "I Hit It First" at my ex's wedding reception?
Definite 12.2 but worth it.
I'm by myself. some Midwest chick is hitting on me because I gave her a deviled egg. I need the distraction.
I am available for nakedness
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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