Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
You hit on the cop telling him you were celebrating the anniversary of your 21st birthday and ur boob job... That's how he got ur #
ah tequila...
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Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
we've decided to start cutting you off when you can't figure out how to work an ipod.
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
He was handing out home-made business cards that read "finger slamming bitches since 1986"\n
Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
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I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
No seriously you guys are gonna get arrested
Do me a favor I want you to reach down the front of your pants and underwear and just feel around for a while... if you happen to find your balls then join us
Concept: I never actually flirt with anyone, I'm just a bitch and some people find it endearing
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
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