People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
It's like even though I'm not in college anymore my body still knows it's September and is putting itself into competitive binge drinking mode.
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
I feel like I've been hit by a truck, flew up and landed on a fence post that went straight through my vagina. No more vodka and sex for a while.
I want a battle ostrich, get me a battle ostrich and then come and make love to me
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
She swallowed the car key because she thought we were really going to make her drive.
I don't even remember what dignity looks like anymore. I JUST WANTED TO ROAST SOME POTATOES
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