It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
So then the officer asked you how you were getting home and you told him "very carefully"
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
After we were finished she said "That was like marriage sex". Should I take that as a compliment or insult?
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
life lesson #151: dont let people go batshit crazy and stab you in the knee
i will live by this rule
Prepare for massive TMI but anyway long story short I have a Swiss flag band-aid across my balls.
What a patriot you are. How'd it happen?
Powdered alcohol is a real thing now. Move over crystal light... Water bottles rejoice!!
I found where he bartends and I guarantee you that in approximately nine months from this Friday, you will have a niece
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
I think you're overestimating how drunk I was
You said your pillow felt like the ocean...
There is a woman in the stall next to me giving a pep talk to her daughter that wants to call off her wedding. I'm afraid to pee!
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