Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
I think I just used lyrics from the Sister Sister theme song to let a guy down easy...
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
I tripped over a vacuum cleaner and fell into a beer pyramid
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
I just ate the lyft drivers bacon cheeseburger. Well fuck me this night escalated quickly.
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